Call me the Terminator

P.S. I did not take this picture, it is only a symbol of my skills

Last night I heard a noise. Out of the corner of my eye, I see a grey mouse run across the floor, into my pocket book, out again, and in again. Determined to get my pest, I set a trap. I went to bed and caught him shortly there after. We've also been having a terrible time with ants, and I've killed all that I can get my hands on. Here is what my friend Diane had to say about my killing spree: Here are some names for your ants before you send them to their destinies: A(u)nt Alice A(u)nt Eulah A(u)nt Diane (let that one live!) A(u)nt Gertrude A(u)nt Jemimah (give that one a dab of syrup for her last meal) :) of course A(u)ntBee ( be careful of her. If you try to kill her and she gets away, remember her nephew is the sheriff. I believe they call him A(u)nt Aylor or is it aunty Taylor? (Andy Taylor) :) And don't forget A(u)nt redenbacher. ( Pop her good!) If you're wondering how to tell the girls from boys you simply watch to see which ones hang aroung the sink and kitchen and which ones are on the dining table. The females in the kitchen and the males at the table hungry. :) Another way to tell is look for ants that crawl in a u shape. They're the uncle ants.